Apabah juga benda pasal SABAH ni??

This is based on my own point of view ah, others may differ.



Talk about RESTAURANT, kebanyakan restauran yang sy pergi tidak original, hampir kesemua yang pernah sy pergi mesti ber-fusion-fusion; macam contoh Restauran Banu di Gaya Street, masakannya selalu bertukar2 dari Indian cuisine ke Malay cuisine ntah apa lagi cuisine yang kena masak, biasanya lepas kolej sy ke sana untuk makan roti canai atau martabak.

Satu lagi restauran kegemaran sy di Gaya Street ni, Restauran Nuryana, by its name only it's obviously a Muslim restaurant, but i won't call it a Malay restaurant because again it's a fusion restaurant. Biasanya sanalah meeting place geng2 sy untuk buat assignment, masa berehat, dan jumpa orang.
Biasanya sy order macam2 di sana, semua lauk dia sadap, so?

Orang Dusun, Kadazan, Rungus, atau Illanun, Bajau, Bugis, sangat susah mau kasih beza sebab smua ni pandai bertukar2 gaya atau sama saja, dan biasanya juga kebanyakan orang Dusun atau yang bersekutu dengannya nampak macam orang Cina, tapi kadang2 nampak macam orang Bajau dan lain-lain lagi.

Ada juga yang namanya bunyi macam orang Melayu tapi bukan Muslim.

Ada seorang kawan sy dari sekolah menengah yang hebat bertutur dalam bahasa Hakka(Cina) dan Tamil tapi dia orang Bugis, tapi bukan bugis original lagi sebab--

Kahwin campur di sini adalah perkara biasa, ada satu lagi restauran cina ni yang ada banyak orang India dan Pakistan di dalamnya.

Jangan terkejut kalau tiba2 suatu hari nanti kau terjumpa orang Bajau atau mana2 yang nampak macam orang Melayu atau Muslim cakap Cina dengan lancar, dan orang Dusun lagi suka cakap Cina atau Filipino atau mana2 bahasa lain, semua tu perkara biasa.

Bangsa Melayu bukan bangsa majoriti di Sabah.

Apa yang majoriti? Mixed blood, and they are proud of it cuz that's what makes Sabah's identity. It's about blending, blending~

Kebanyakan orang di Sabah bertutur lebih dari dua bahasa.

BAH, prefix atau suffix kegemaran orang Sabah tidak peduli apa bangsa. Kadang2 sy rasa lucu juga kalau terdengar pelat Sabah yang terlampau keras like my parents'.

But like any other Malaysian and Singaporean, we also say 'LAH' consistently.

Ada macam2 dialek di Sabah, ikut region la, macam Bahasa Malayu di Semenanjung Malaysia juga bukan semua bunyinya sama.

Jangan terkejut kalau suatu hari nanti kau masuk restauran Cina, tapi tukang masak dia orang Muslim.

Talk about stereotype, I would say just give up on it. Like any other places, it
is always not a good idea to know about one's culture unless you understand it from the inside.

Malas sy mau ambil kisah dengan orang yang suka betul ingin memecah belahkan kesatuan ini. Bukan saja di Sabah tapi di seluruh MALAYSIA.


Bahasa Pasar FTW

lol

YesterNIGHT

YASS! yesternight i mean yesterday's night was full of win moments between me and my dad...DAMN AGAIN with that old man!

;OOOO

It happened somewhere around 9pm - 10pm, i was reading some articles in the net during that time until my dad came home, i thought he wasn't drunk that time cuz usually if he's drunk he would come back home around in the midnight.

So i went and open the garage's gate outside obviously to let the car in, so then after i opened the gate, that car was like...

VROOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

and gets into the garage without knowing i was still standing by the gate, and so i immediately ran towards the living room's door as fast as i could before that car run over me. I almost shit my pants that time.

*my cool has been cracked*

;O

From that moment also i knew he was drunk. Me, still shivering tried so hard to get my ass back up, and ran into the kitchen.

and why the hell i ran to the kitchen for?

=__________=////////

Then that old man also gets into the kitchen,

"KID! make me an omelet!"

"how many egg?"

"3 eggs, nah...gimme 4 la...*oik* JUZ GIMME 6 eggs i can finished em off"

"mmm..."

Dad loves using strong dialect when speaking.

"GIMME 10 LAH!*"

"BAH BAH can bah if you!!", my thought.

"MIOOOOOOWW!"

a failed high-pitched voice of a cat is heard.

"KID! yo wanna kno wat? cat's meat is the most delicious thing ya would ever eat when it's cooked!"

"No thanks, and please don't shout at nigh-"

"BUT AGAIN!! many many meats ah! human's meat is the best! yo kno wat?? back before..."

"don't say it! don't say it!"

"where are mah eggs??!!"

"Down under your pants!!", almost about to say that.

Then he took out another drink from the fridge, it's called 'Tiger' and one is 'Heineken', check it in google if you don't know what's that.

Then he lights a cig, and asked me,

"do you smoke?"

"NO"

"don't ever trya smoke ah kid!", while exhaling cig's smoke.

"mmmm....grrr..."

After a while. He then fell asleep on the kitchen floor. What i found cute is there were 3 kittens (teenage cat) sleeping on top of my dad's body; one was on the tummy, another one was on dad's 'thing', and one was near the groin.

Pada suatu petang di dalam bas yg...

SESAK!

Dah jadi perkara biasa dah, stiap kali naik bas pada waktu petang mesti bas jalan Sepanggar sesak, tapi hari ni sy dapat tempat duduk, yay! mestilah happy cuz im friggin tired after exam and filled my tummy with Roti kosong dan Martabak tadi.

Oki ceritanya begini...

Selepas dapat tempat duduk saja tadi, sy pun meletak beg sandang sy di tempat duduk kosong di sebelah saya, don't mean to, bukannya bermaksud tak mau kasih duduk orang, saja ja sebab kepenatan, main hempas ja badan di atas tempat duduk bas tu.

huuu~

Tiba2, ada sorang makcik ni..eh! kakak tak silap saya tapi yang penting dia lebih tua dari saya, ingin duduk di sebelah saya dan tanya,

"boleh sy duduk sini? *insert smiley face here*"

"ah, sori..."

*angkat beg dari tempat duduk kosong di sebelah saya tadi*

Benda pertama yang saya sedar pasal pompuan ni is her breast, basar budu!

Masa saya sedang ingin angkat beg saya tadi, sy ternampak kerusi di seberang tempat duduk saya tu kosong, tapi napa dia mau duduk di sebelah saya juga?

aaah...watever...

Dia duduk ja di sebelah saya, saya pun mula sesak nafas! arrgghhh!! Basar tul ni orang! ditambah lagi dgn gunung dia, kesempitan digandakan ke level 100.

This is uncomfortable...

Yang menakutkan pula, dia ni asyik2 senyum ja...

=_____=

ooohhh....tidaak...

Yang paling sengsara lagi, masa bas tu ingin membelok di roundabout, well you get the picture...

*uuuurrmmm...!!!* dalam hati saya.

Pastu masa dia ingin turun dari bas di Likas tadi lagi, dia mau tekan loceng yang trletak di sebelah kiri atas sy (sy duduk dekat tingkap), gunung dia secara tidak sengaja terkena muka sy, masa jari dia ingin menekan loceng tersebut, gunung dia pun menekan muka sy.

aaarrggghh!!! T_______T

*lalu dia pun turun dari bas*

Sempat lagi sy melihat dia di luar dari tempat duduk sy dgn muka biasa sy, muka blank. Dia pla dgn muka senyum dia melihat sy...oh gawd...*shivering*

pastu sorang lelaki middle age yang sedang berdiri di dalam bas ni pun ambil tempat duduk kosong di sebelah sy.

Mula2 sy cool ja sambil menikmati angin dari jendela di sebelah sy, TIBA-TIBA! Entah apa yang buat orang tua ni ingin merapatkan badannya pada sy, makin lama makin rapat, ditambah lagi dengan tangan dia diletak di atas kerusi di depan sy.

OW SHIT!!!

This is so uncomfortable!!

Kemudian sy lihat di jalan depan dimana bas ni ingin tuju, ada ROUNDABOUT!!

And then i must scream, "WHAT THE F*CK!!!" Dalam hati la, ko gila ka mau teriak dalam bas.

Lepas dah lalui jalan neraka tadi, bas ni secara tiba2 membuat brek kejutan ketika berada di atas jambatan dekat yayasan Sabah, tangan tu orang pun terjatuh dari genggaman di atas kerusi depan sy ke atas paha sy...

Tapi nasib paha sy 'dilapisi' dengan beg sandang sy, kecian ko orang tua! HAHA today is not your luck! Jangan harap la!

Dalam hatiku berkata, "bila la orang ni mau turun...aaahh...dan bila la sampai rumah sy ni...aaahh..."

Tiba2 dia menggeselkan kaki kirinya pada kaki kanan sy, F**K DAMMIT old man!

This is super uncomfortable!!!!!!!

Lepas saja tiba di 1Borneo, dia pun turun...aaahh...akhirnya...

Sy pun mula scanning appearance dia dari atas smpai bawah; waw... perut buncit, muka berbulu, kimak punya orang Dusun! <---ejek bangsa sendiri.

Akhirnya sy boleh relax..fuuhh~

Pastu ada sorang makcik ni pun mula ambil tempat duduk disebelah sy, perkara pertama yang berlaku adalah, payung dia terkena muka sy.

*Inner Chaos*

Driving class

Yesterday i registered myself for a driving lesson, i was a bit sad and happy because first my big bro didn't finished his, and second im happy because starting this time im gonna start learning how to drive yeah~

I was sitting for like 5 hours+ in a classroom listening to the lecturer lecturing about some basic stuffs.

but still im not gonna focus on it just yet cuz i got final exams to focus on right now, so yeah. babai

Merdeka! Merdeka! MERDEKA!!

Bagi sy la kan, merdeka ni BELUM HABISHHH lagi.

I mean, 31st August is not really the real independent day, this independent date is only involving the Peninsular Malaysia(West Malaysia) not the whole Malaysia, 16th September is which both Peninsular and Borneo Malaysia merged where as we know it as the Federation of Malaysia.

What makes me sad is, most of the youngsters don't really care about this kinda stuff, it's like they just take it for granted, the old generations have tried so hard to make this country as an independent country, so please learn to be grateful lar.

What makes me sad even more is, i saw this one picture of this dude commented about one of the Malaysia's state in Borneo Malaysia, where i'm staying at and born at.

Oki...banyak dia tau

I mean dude c'mon lar~~ don't try to be westerner here, there's nothing wrong to stay at a place that is not so accommodate like where you used to stay at, what so good about being so MODERN and forget yourself? Our ancestors in the past can live in such hard environment but they didn't complain about it, at least it's not fully JUNGLE here right?

Even the Australians and other tourists know to love the wild nature.

Orang2 karas lol

Happy independent day everyone.

Stoicism

Being calm doesn't mean being a flat character.

I'm being quiet most of the time is not because i'm afraid to fight back or afraid of any conflict or anything that has to do with cowardliness, even though you think you're right and *insert name here* is wrong, but then again, what if that person also think that way? what's gonna happen then?

I used to fight back, i don't care who they are, and after that i learned from it that it's just gonna make things worse, then what is the best action then? Give in.

Let them do what they wanna do, just take care your own moral belief system.

Not everyone can do it, cuz it needs strong patience, high self-esteem, rationality, and a strong heart. If you can do it, you actually have won, so be proud.

Stubbornness, egoism, jealousy, all these bad traits can be manipulate into good use actually. For example, use your stubbornness to fight any bad influence. Use your egoism to be better and think bright everyday, and stop hating urself. You can use ur jealousy to improve urself (like egoism)

You see, not everything that is bad is only good at being bad. It's like negative and positive charge, anything in this world is like these two opposite counterparts, black and white, yin and yang, good and bad. Not everything will always gonna be good nor black, nothing will keep on being static or permanent.

So when your parents or anyone older nag at you, don't try to fight back, you know that's impolite. Just treat it as emotional challenge, to win it is by giving in.

It's gonna be hurt at first, it won't be hurt in the future. If you talk/fight back to them, it's gonna be hurt for a long period of time.

A little suffering is good for the soul.

Always remember that we are bad men living among bad men, and only one thing can calm us; we must agree to go easy on one another.

Kereta berharga RM9000+

wan sepon netaim (once upon a time), dadi sy telah membeli sebuah karita suzuki biru yg hanya berharga RM9000+ gitu, kereta tu dihantar ke garaj rumah kami oleh unknown person, dunno who...tak nampak sebab mukanya gelap, bukan apa sebab waktu tu dah pukul 10pm juga...so? so yeah.

dia antar gitu ja trus dia balik rumah bgitu saja...

pastu, pada waktu tengahari di hari seterusnya, my dad cuba menghidupkan enjin kereta tu, skali slepas beberapa CM (sentimeter) kereta tu bergerak, enjin terpadam...apalagi tu orang tua panas2 la dia diluar rumah, balik2 dia #@$@#$@#$ pasal tu penjual kereta, teringat sy si Cheng...jan2 nanti cheng jadi gini masa dia sudah besar?

(Head being slammed on the keyboard multiple times)

lepas tu sy kluar rumah, mo bagi makan kucing kunu...lumpat2 uda tu kucing pergi badan sy, kalo satu ekur aja nda apa, ini sejuta tolak sejuta bersamaan dgn 3 ekur. Masih anak kucing bah juga, itulah nakal skit.

Skali masa sy berada diluar rumah sja, tu orang tua punya mata melihat sy dgn tajam dan mula teriak,

"tulung sy tulak ni karita dulu!"

O___O

Waktu tu waktu tengahari lah, panas terik lagi tu. Ketika menolak kereta tu, tangan sy melecur lepas menekan dan meramas badan kereta yg panas tu.

"panipu tul tu mekanik! panipu!!"

tak silap sy, mum sy pernah bgtau my dad untuk jangan beli kereta ni, but..owh well...

my mum balik rumah, trus ternampak tu kereta, dan...

*chaos*