Sunday, May 30, 2010

Twilight Review!! XD

lol...baru skarang mo buat review sedangkan movie ni dah lama out dulu~~ tp masih belum tua lg sbb ada lagi sequel dia slepas New Moon.

I'm gonna make review for both Twilight and Twilight New Moon movie.

I have just finished watching this movie last week, my friend who is a twilight fan gave me a pen-drive which has this movie the last two weeks. So now here's my review...I will give a very honest review, so to those who are Twilight fans out there will be warned cuz you might get offend if you take it too seriously.


owwhh~ how i luv the graphic! it's so amazingly gorgeous! beautiful i would say! With all the twilight atmosphere, the forest, and even the rainy scene. I have a refreshing mood after seeing all that~ I love it. ^^
Camera angle is ok, even though i havta bend my head to get the right angle sometime.


I would say it has a slow pace plot line, firstly Bella is being introduced and some of her family issues, then go to somewhere else with her dad and stay there, meet Jacob and his granpa, go to a new school, meet new friends which will then just being a designated characters to fill the background scene, meet the Jerk-ass pretty boy Edward SMOKE! Edward is a pretty boy VAMPIRE! who has lived for 108+ years. Not that I surprise, but this is where it got interesting!

I want to see some violence and fortunately they do shown it. In New Moon, the werewolf is being introduced and Jacob Black is one of them. Bella being all emo about Edward leaving her and such.

Ok, I find the story a lil bit BORING, maybe because of the dull character portrayal in it. I will explain it after this.


Most of the characters are very HAWT! beautiful, gorgeous, good-looking, and cute. Even the villain character looks good, yea look wise is not enough if their characteristic is dull i would say.

Edward, I would say he's an official boyfriend for Bella! at first he's a goddam stalker! Even though he shows shallow love interest unlike his other vampire mates, but not to Bella because Bella is...err? He can't read her mind? huh...o.o
Being too emotional over an ordinary girl named Bella since she smells good and not afraid of vampire.
He can't kill himself, unless he goes to Volturi, a place where a bunch of vampires in 'red riding hood' in New Moon (wait, are there vampire in that red riding hood? or juz plain human?) and he almost did that(which almost caused him being a tragic hero like in the Romeo and Juliet story)
Man..this type of character is too common in shojo type AnimeManga, he's quite boring sometime.

Bella, owh shit! everyone loves you! Your friends, your lover, the evil vampires, the Cullen ghetto, the werewolves ghetto and why the hell none of the vampire's special power works on you?..what the...Congratz Bella! You have just attracts the attention of a vampire who hadn't had a sexual thought in a century. lol
Such a low self-esteem character, selfish, always depressed beyond the impossible.
Seriously, this type of character is extremely annoying. Only care for her own self-satisfaction, sociopathic amusement enough? or should i say MARY-SUE too much? I hope the author notes that.

I find Alice quite an interesting character, she's cool and speak blatantly.
"ooohh~ she does smells good~" She said to Bella.

and here's my thought after that, "DAMN! I'M gonna rip off your fucking neck and suck you goddam BLOOD to tha fullest!! wuahahaha!!"

Just kidding.

Jacob black, he's ok at first until he turns into a werewolf when trying to save Bella from the other werewolf. wow! *intense explode* ...ok
His hot-blooded personality is his weakness, his strength is his caring attitude, and what's annoyed me is he's too nice towards Bella, and then fall in love with her just like that, you weak dude! Why don't you try to change that girl into a strong person...mmmm

I tried to understand all of the characters' motive, why the hell they are there in the first place? Why are they exist in the story? For what actually? Of course to make the story more interesting! Even though I said that Edward is sometime BORING but it doesn't mean that he's boring ALL THE DAMN TIME. Bella, you're annoying all the damn time, but interesting at the same time. It's ok cuz there is still hope for character development in Twilight Eclipse for the Twilight movie sequal. I can't wait for that. ^^

So overall, the story is all about fluctuated emotion, sometime it went too far until I find it quite annoying and dull and not balance and..and..ok. Some of the adults are quite useless, the police..useless! Except Carlisle Cullen.

So I would give it 6.5 out of 10.