Jeng!! JENG!! j3ng!!

Biasanya, masa tido malam sy ni pukul 1am-3am, bangun pla pukul 5.30am. I hate sleep early, cuz me always having the same nightmare all over and over again.

Yesterday, both me and my big bro were staring in front of the laptop & computer screen for the whole night. Parents? seperti biasa teda kat rumah, tiba2 sbuah kreta hilux putih dgn bnyi raungan truck yang kuat macam 99999999999991 ekor singa meraung pd masa yang sama masuk garaj rumah kami.

Punyalah bikin takazut, then my bro cepat2 lari naik atas tangga ke bilik tidurnya tanpa menutup suis laptop dia. Macam tau2 ja dia sesuatu yang 'hebat' bakal berlaku pas ni. Me as usual keeps staring at the laptop screen. Tiba2 rasa aura yg pahit mengelilingi ruang tamu kami, JENG! JENG! JENG! bunyi gitar yang sumbang dimainkan.

"VERA!! ko mo dngar sy nyanyi lagu remaja zaman dulu2??!!", Said my dad.

tiba2 ni!! isshh...nda payah la bha ko mo teriak bah.

"NAMAW!!!(tidak mau)", jerit aku.

*jeng! jeng! jeng!*

"ooohh mai rove in deh rake- (ooohh my love in the lake)

Mati2 lagi saya tahan ketawa masa tu, last2 pasang earphone in both of me ears with full-blast sound volume.

Tapi masih lagi boleh dengar nyanyian dia dgn bunyi gitar yang melampau.

Pada malam itu juga, saya telah dibunuh oleh kedua bunyi dari nyanyian dia dan juga bunyi lagu dr earphone yang gagal membantu sy pada malam itu.

WAW! that is too much randomness.

My fingers start itching and, so yeah…

-> Byk org keliru dgn GENDER sy...auww mann.. Does 'Elvira Dosmin' sounds boyish to you?

-> Faveret color mesti red~ black.. and orange! Yellow? yuckk! macam taik! kalo mangga kuning sy suka la..nmpak kiut. ^^

-> kalo sy sorang diri sja di rumah, besanya sy akan tutup sgala langsir, tingkap dan pintu ruang tamu, pastu bergelap smbil melihat screen computer. Pastu berkaraoke sorang diri~ mcm org gila..smpai bergulik2 di atas lantai..


-> Sy tak suka jiran di depan rumah kami!! stiap kali sy balik dr kolej, di sna dorang "pisshhh!~ uiissshh!~~ pewett!~"
Sy humban selipar baru tau! owh! mo yang lebih besar? BOLEH BAH KALO KO! kucing pun jd la. Saya akan lontar sekor kucing macam peluru lontar ke rumah kamu nanti.


-> If I read or watch any story/series, I would consider about its PLOT and CHARACTER the most. Cuz this is the root/base which makes the entire story more make sense.


-> I love complex and complicated story in any series, especially the one which involve in MYSTERY, PSYCHOLOGY, and THRILLER genre.


-> Stiap kali jika sy dgr cerita tntang suatu keluarga dmana mama atau bapa dia baik sgt dgn dia atau bunyi macam dorang ni rapat atau bahagia, buat sy rasa marah sedikit, but at the same time, happy for them.


-> Sy tak boleh tahan melihat benda kiut. Kalo 'terpegang' sja..rasa macam maw kasih hancur ja!


-> I’m not the kind of a person who makes the first move to someone to make friend. I don’t care if you wanna be friend with me or whatsoever cuz I don’t really enjoy it. I don’t like to have many friends, cuz not all you can take care of, and not all can be trusted...sometime I against that.


-> I don’t like it ok? cuz I’m not EXTRAVERTED. I’m more into INTROVERTED, napa bah org ni suka btul byk kawan? Pastu cakap org yg kurang kawan ni org yg paling kesian. I dislike it.


-> Sy la org yang paling Neutral pernah ko jumpa. Tahap kejahatan dan kebaikan sy pun bukannya jahat mcm Setan atau baik macam Angel. That’s what makes me human.


-> I like to eat in 4 types of theme restaurant (Chinese, Indian, Malay and Java).


-> You know what? Orang yg suka btul anggap smua perkara SIMPLE ni la orang yg suka LARIKAN diri atau elakkan diri dr sesuatu perkara atau masalah, because nothing is SIMPLE! It’s you the one who makes it seems SIMPLE! Avoiding something is also a simple thing to do, right? You're just gonna make it complicated then.


->Want to know that you're avoiding something? The word ‘I DON’T CARE!’ that is! Pandai2 la pikir!


-> Saya tak suka orang yg asyik2 merungut pasal kehidupan dia dr permulaan cerita smpai pengabisan cerita. Kadang2 byk cerita yg diubah2, apajuga tujuan orang ni sebenarnya? KASIHAN la apa lagi? Ko mau buat diri ko macam tragic character ja sepanjang masa?! Dah la merungut dan minta kasihan ja tau, mana sifat untuk ‘MAJU KEHADAPAN dan berusaha jadi lebih kuat dan matang’ tu? Kau pikir dengan sifat ‘duduk diam di satu tempat’ tu boleh memajukan ko?


-> Kalau tau! Pergi buat hidup ko la! Grrrr…


-> Apa? masih mau minta kasihan? Berdoa la, hanya Dia saja yang mengasihani anda lebih dari sesiapa pun.


-> Kalau ada orang yang ikhlas betul ingin tolong ko, terima saja la dengan hati yang terbuka! Sy tak suka btul orang yang berlagak cool pastu buat semua perkara sendiri! And doesn’t care about his/her friend!


-> Saya kurang kawan ka! Saya banyak kawan ka! Semua sy ambil kisah walaupun I’m an introverted person! Ko pikir sy asyik suka bersendirian sja ka?


-> Tiada guna kalau ko ni ego tapi harga diri rendah dan berfikiran sempit. Sebab orang yang camni la yang paling susah mo belajar dan terima sesuatu! You're not cool but disgusting!


-> I love to discuss in a discussion forum about lots of stuffs, and there I usually meet lots of different opinions and such like that. But I always hear them out, I don’t like it when someone have different opinion and then only listen to his/her own opinion then judge things by its own point of view! STUPID! And then too scare to listen to others’ point of view. DOUBLE STUPID!


-> I don’t care if people or friends wanna judge me, because I really want them to say something and judge something about me, so I would know something what’s up in their mind. So by that, I can understand them even more and avoid people from stabbing my back. JANGAN TERLAMPAU JAGA HATI la! Cakap ja di depan bah! GRRR…


-> Orang yang takut mau cakap di depan ni la yang ada potensi untuk jadi ‘penikam belakang’.


-> Macam sy peduli ko marah sy! Reject sy! Ko cakap sy tak faham ko?! Kenapa ko tak cuba kasih faham sy! Kalau sy tanya soalan, ko jawab la! Bukannya asyik2 cakap, “ko tak faham sy bah..ko tak tau pasal sy bah…hidup sy lain bah..” macam taik.
Pastu apa? Minta kasihan la? Merungut ja ko situ! Pergi baca balik apa sy tulis sebelum ni!


-> Sy selalu kena buli sejak sy seorang pelajar tadika/kindergarten lagi. Pembuli sy tu biasanya ramai dan yang teruknya ialah dorang semua sama kelas dgn sy sehingga sekolah rendah. Bikinpanas pnya pembuli! Ko tau ka apa perasaan klu ko ada pembuli dalam hidup ko? Kehidupan ko penuh dgn ketakutan bah! Pastu sy masih budak2 lagi masa tu, apa yg sy boleh buat? Anak cikgu lagi tu yang manage kumpulan pembuli tu! PUKIMAK!


-> Macam mana ko cakap pun, ko kena anggap macam...tak patut dipedulikan…Kalau escape kelas, kena rotan oleh orang tua dirumah. Kimak! punya sy marah!! Pada suatu hari, sy berlagak cool ja di depan smua pembuli tersebut, dan dalam hati dan pikiran dah rancang macam2 rancangan. Sorang demi sorang sy pergi baham macam harimau, dan akhir sekali giliran anak cikgu tu pula. Tak sangka mereka akan jadi sangat pengecut kalau dia sorang diri, akhirnya sy pergi tikam mata dia guna pensil mekanikal dia sndiri lepas dia cakap sesuatu yang sangat menyakitkan hati. Itu baru nangis darah. Macam sy takut, sepa suruh semua orang tidak ambil peduli dengan apa yang sy mo katakan?


-> Pastu sy berpindah ke sekolah baru. Sampai skarang sy memang benci pembuli! Sy tidak akan ragu2 lagi untuk berbuat perkara yg lebih teruk dr tikam mata orang dgn pensil mekanikal. Pada masa yang sama, sy ingin menjadi sorang pendengar yang baik.


-> sy sentiasa bawa pisau lipat brsama sy, sebab pernah sekali dalam bas ada orang cuba ‘pickpocket’ sy, meramas la, apa lah..fuck off la! Apa yang anda boleh buat sterusnya ialah keluarkan pisau dan cakap, “ko Nampak ni benda, warna kelabu ni sekarang, jadi merah ni nanti.” *insert smiley face here*


-> Lalu orang itu tekan butang loceng dan keluar dari bas.

owh mann! I'm wet!

mmmm....

Not that kinda 'WET'.

More like soaked after being rained down. I knew it's going to rain this evening but still i always forgot to bring an umbrella. oww mann...i'm lucky to have two friends which are taller than me. (Suzanne Tham and Adrian Mak! kamurang dua talampau tinggi!)

Today, our class is just an hour long. What a waste of money and time, and then we went for a movie (now that's more money-wasting). Why should I care? Everyone wanna have fun aite~



Today, the trio (those two I've just mentioned above and me) went to watch 'Killers', It's a fun movie! me like it! Where everyone that seems to be harmless turns into some psycho killer. Everyone seems so psycho and weird except Jane (one of the main character).

When Spencer first showed up in the movie, he seems familiar with someone in the prank show in MTV that i watched before. Then i realized, it was that guy who hosted the prank show called 'Punk'd'. Ok, he looks cool in the movie, and some girls will find him hawt (he's already hawt from the first time I saw him in that reality prank show)

After all that, it's time to go back home! It was raining outside the SuperMall so-called Centre Point or CP, and me always forgot to bring a goddam umbrella (again..this is the second time i mention about it).

Jalan yg ditakungi air pun diredah begitu saja, ikan bilis pun boleh dipelihara dah dalam kasut ni. Tapi tak hidup lama jua tu, asal sja hidu stoking yg tak pernah dicuci slama beberapa bulan ni, rasa macam di syurga trus.

The trio soaking wet in the rainy day, even though we used umbrella at that time. We were separated at the bus terminal. At the bus, it was freaking HOT..owh shit! so uncomfortable.

Dah la basah masa tu, ditambah lagi dengan peluh..gatal sluruh badan trus..

Starting tomorrow, I won't forget to bring an umbrella nymore.

Suatu ketika msa sy msh bekerja sbgai.....MMMM

aaah~ lama dah tu, sjak tamat sekolah menengah lagi.

hah?

Sy mula imagine pasal pengalaman part time job sy dahulu lpas ja sy post kat blog sy pasal -INI-.

Boleh dikatakan agak BIKIN PANAS la. Owh well, masa utk kongsi skit pengalaman bekerja sy ni.

- Tempat kerja tu adalah sebuah restoran yg trletak di sbuah pekan yg trletak di kaki Gunung Kinabalu. Tmpat tu pun trkenal dgn persinggahan bas persiaran, bas pelancong. Bleh dikatakan non-official tourism site la.

- Tmpat keja tu bleh dikatakan PALING MANANG la! dua orang ja pekerja(saya dan tukang masak)yang buat smua keja kat situ. budu kan?

- EH? apa jua keja sy? Tukang cuci pinggan, pelayan, tukang buat air, kasier, sapu lantai, mop lantai dan akhir skali....tukang masak!

- Sana sy blajar mcm mna mo jadi lebih versatile or in other word, serba boleh. Smua keja ko buat (pandai2 la mcm mna).

- Taukeh tmpat keja tu mmg bikinpanas tahap dewa maut! dah la hari2 stress! Dia asyik2 kata org bodoh! bodoh itulah! bodoh inilah! bodoh bangang la! Sampai ada satu masa dia bising disebelah sy, maw jua sy siram air panas ke mulut dia dan brkata, " WOOPS! ACCIDENT!!"

- Sana sy slalu kena panggil BUDAK!!! oleh pelanggan..trutamanya tourist guide yg singgah kat restoran tu. Kadang2 baby...WHAT THE F**K!

- Tukang masak dia suka btul merokok dlm dapur! stress gila dah dia, teda masa mo kluar merokok diluar sbb trlalu sibuk. Kadang2 stiap kali sy msuk dapur, rasa tringin sgt mo humban segala piring mangkuk gelas yg telah diangkat dr tmpat meja makan ke muka dia!

- If you don't bring any jacket or sweater or whatsoever to warm you up, sana lah ko sengsara kesejukan.

- Stiap kali ada pekerja baru datang 'join the club', 3 hari ja dia tahan. Pastu hari keempat dia larikan diri tanpa pengetahuan kami smua. kimak!

- Oleh sbb tempat keja sy ni jauh dr tempat tinggal sy, trpaksa la sy tinggal kat sana. NO INTERNET! NO GODDAM TELEVISION! NO NOTHING! Boleh gila, dah la tmpat tu sunyi gila pd waktu malam.

- Tapi akhirnya ada jua tv. Tp jan harap ko ada peluang utk menonton di waktu siang, waktu malam pla...dalam pikiran, "makan pastu tido". No time for watching television! cuz tomorrow morning kena bangun pukul 4am.

- Bangun lambat sja, kena la ko sana...tu Taukeh/BOSS you know la apa trademark dia sma pekerja dia? "BODOH!!"

- Macam2 ko kena teriak sna oleh pelanggan, "BUDAK MNA NESCAFE SAYA??!!!!!!!!!" pnya main merdu tu suara! "KO TIDO LAGI KA??!!".... "ooohh~~ BABYYYYYYY!!!"

O___O

- REMEMBER! dlm marketing management pun ada kata, "Customer is always RIGHT!"

- Jan sesekali tunjukkan muka stress! Kena sntiasa SENYUM! ada satu masa sy trlampau mengantuk, muka pun mcm apa ja....
trpaksa juga senyum dgn pelanggan, tiba2 sorang pelanggan ni terundur kebelakang dgn mata yg trbeliak besar lepas ja lihat muka zombie sy.

- kadang2..eh tidak! BIASANYA! sy tidak akan sedar lagi yg sy belum makan tengahari, sedangkan jam dah tunjuk pukul 5pm.
aah~ makan malam ja lar..

- Byk2 pelancong yg sy layan, pelancong dari Philippine la yg paling sy suka! knapa? byk2 pelancong, mereka la paling friendly! Bukan yg kmu panggil 'PTI' tu ah.

- Pelancong paling kinpanas maw dilayan, yg dari Jepun and German..ni budu ni! ah tidak! maksud sy, mereka tak tau ckp dan faham bahasa English. MATI la bah jua sy main 'signal2' sama mereka.

- Tu taukeh pun suka betul mengumpat di belakang pasal pekerja2 dia! Pernah ada satu kali tukang masak tu maw quit dah, trpaksa la sy mati2 pujuk dia supaya bersabar dulu, nanti masa sy maw quit bru sy bawa dia sekali. ^^

- Sejak sy bekerja disitu, sy blajar byk jenis masakan dr si tukang masak ni.

- Tukang masak dia ni suka sangat keluar jauh2 dr restoran, smpai sy yg kena urus segala pelanggan dan dapur dan @#$#@%$#^$TERGTesfslfjo3w5u908093............

- Hari2 angkat kuali 7kg (masa memasak), sampai ada satu ketika tgn sy rsa mcm maw trcabut ja. Paling sengsara pula, tgn sy terseliuh dan melecur. KIMAK!

- Last2, tukang masak tu ajar sy macam mana mo merokok! BUDU pnya org!! jangan harap la! uuh! *satu batang rokok disumbat ke dalam mulut*

- no no no no! sy bukan seorang perokok..ok! >_>"

-ok, sy memang merokok tym tu, apa bleh buat..trlampau gila uda sy tym tu, semua pun sy accept ja~ hohohoho~

@___@

- Hnya tgl beberapa hari lg utk sy berhenti berkeja di sana, atas alasan 'SAMBUNG BELAJAR'. Tiba2, taukeh kinpanas tu buat ssuatu yg betul2 memalukan sy!

-Selepas beberapa kerusi dan meja dihancurkan oleh sy, akhirnya sy brhenti keja. HAHAHAHA! Hari last sy di sana memang EPIC! baru ko tau!

>;-p

-PEACE OUT-

Dreaming of -----> ---> -->

They say every dream has meaning. Well I don't know about that and I wanna find out.

I still recall this one dream before I woke up just then.

I was having a nap at btwn 3pm - 4pm something.

........



I was sitting on the back of a pickup truck with some people that I know in real world and two faceless people at that time. I was just looked at them talking to one another while I sat at the side corner. I don't feel like wanna join their conversation.

I then look around the place we were at, the truck was riding slowly on a slope hill with a very narrow-bad-condition road and a sharp corner turn. While on the way, I saw some dogs on the road; 1 of em is dead and the others were just growling and barking while shaking? their tail. I was then being kicked out by one of the passenger in the truck and fell from the truck.

Shockingly, suddenly they looked so far away and almost being covered with fog. I tried to catch up with them, they look so friggin far! I keep on running after them, I don't know why..i just got the feeling to get myself back onto that truck no matter what happen.

Finally after getting my ass into that truck again, they all suddenly smiling and started talking to me, including those two faceless people and some new faces.

After some time, we were then reached the tip of the hill. Suddenly, all of them were gone out of the blue, leaving me alone.

I then saw many holes on the ground, some big and some small holes coming out from the ground. I was then overwhelmed with curiosity about those holes, and went towards to the nearest hole to know wassup with it.

Suddenly something coming out from the front and stabbed me, I was then fall into that nearest hole, fall into a very depth down. I weren't scare at all when falling but I felt so confusing at that time. Then I heard a very loud sound which then woke me up.

That sound was from my goddam phone's alarm that was set by me before I take a nap.

When I get myself up from the bed, I felt a sharp pain at the spot where I was being stabbed in that dream. My body felt so heavy at that time, I don't know why but then I forced myself to wake up after all.

..............

Then I went look up for some kinda dream translation in the internet. I just wanna find out about that dream I just had cuz I still overwhelmed with curiosity ^^
Then I found this one website about dream dictionary, so yeah..

This is what I got.---->--->-->

*When I was sitting at the side corner of the truck and being kicked out.*
-To dream that you are being rejected, signifies a lack of self-worth and alienation of others.

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-To dream that you are riding an animal or vehicle, symbolizes the path and direction of your life.


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-To see a road in your dream, indicates your sense of direction and pursuit of your goals. To see a winding, curvy, or bumpy road in your dream, suggests that you will encounter many obstacles and setbacks toward achieving your goals. You may be met with unexpected difficulties.

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-To dream that you are running alone, signifies that you will advance to a higher position and surpass your friends in the race for wealth. Alternatively, you may be running from some situation or from temptation. Or it may also mean that you need to hurry up in making a decision.

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-To see a faceless figure or person in your dream, indicates that you are still searching for your own identity and finding out who you are. Perhaps you are unsure of how to read people and their emotions. And therefore are expressing a desire to know and understand these people in a deeper level.

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-To see a dog in your dream, symbolizes intuition, loyalty, generosity, protection, and fidelity. The dream suggests that your strong values and good intentions will enable you to go forward in the world and bring you success. Alternatively, it indicates a skill that you have ignored or forgotten. If the dog is vicious and/or growling, then it signifies some inner conflict within yourself. It may indicate betrayal and untrustworthy. If the dog is dead or dying, then it indicates a loss of a good friend. Alternatively, it represents a deterioration of your instincts.

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-To see something or someone far away in your dream, suggests that you are feeling emotionally distant from that person or what that something means to you. Perhaps you are feeling alone or that you are the odd person out. Alternatively, it represents something that is unattainable or something that you failed to achieve.

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-To dream about acceptance, indicates issues of self-esteem and measuring up to the expectations of others. There is a waking situation where you are seeking acceptance and wanting to be a part of.

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-To dream that you or others are smiling, signifies that you are pleased with your achievements and approve of the decisions you have made. You will be rewarded for the good things you've done for others. Alternatively, you may be seeking for something or someone that will make you happy.

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-To dream that you are climbing a hill, signifies your struggles in achieving a goal. To dream that you are standing on top of a hill, signifies that you have succeeded in your endeavors or that you have now have the resources to complete a task at hand.

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-To see a hole in the ground, denotes hidden aspects of your activities. On the other hand, it may mean that you are feeling hollow or empty inside. This dream may be an awakening for you to get out and expose yourself to new interests and activities. Alternatively, the dream may be a pun on "wholeness' or completeness.

To dream that you fall into a hole, signifies a pitfall in a situation in your life or that you are stuck in a hole. Perhaps, you have dug yourself into a hole and can not get out of it.

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-To dream that you have been stabbed, signifies your struggle with power. You may be experiencing feelings of inadequacy and defensiveness. Alternatively, you may be feeling betrayed as the popular phrase goes, "being stabbed in the back".

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-To dream that you fall and are not frightened, signifies that you will overcome your adversities with ease




mmmm...I write too much..o.o"

owh my! For the love of God!...

It's been a while now since the bulletin that has been broadcast in Malaysia is all about humanity and war that is happening in Gaza and shits in Israel.

You know what? I find some of the volunteers who have been interviewed by the reporter and some Malaysian journalist and freelancers commenter are really hypocrite! It makes me think like,

"What the fuck are you guys thinking?"

I don't think they went helping those poor Palestine people for the sake of love or humanity at all! They went there is only because THEY ARE ON THEIR SIDE!

For the love of God! Do you think I'm in anyone side? Think openly! I don't think all those Israel people are evil, that's too GENERAL.

Good or Evil? or 'BLACK and WHITE MORALITY'? I don't believe in that anymore, all I see what is happening are more like 'BLACK and GRAY MORALITY', way more opposite than 'GRAY and GRAY MORALITY'. People do something is not because they think it's evil or good, it's because it's for the sake of their own PRIDE! or in other word, SELF-SATISFACTION!

It's something what they believe in themselves. When the more people whom have the same thought as this kind of people, that is where all are accumulated into 1 and become a strong mind concept. Then topple down the minority whom have different thought or opinion.

Understand? if not, try to not put yourself on anyone side.

You know what? God knows, it's easy to be kind; the hard thing is to be just.

Kalo ko ahli BSMM, ko tau la maksud sy.

First day of 4th semester

You know what?

I'm actually pretty lazy to go to the college today, but mannn~~ I forced my lazy ass to the class eventually.

Well there's nothing so special at the college today, it's all about being divided into several groups, being given assignment to do, met the ol' and new faces, having lunch at the same old restaurant (Nuryana Restaurant, our usual meeting place), smoking second-hand smoke, enter the new kitchen in..what block is it again? dammit! i forgot! >_<

and that is just where it all started.

After all that, it's time to go back home. After get my ass in a bus, where all the seats have been taken and left me and the bus conductor standing, suddenly this two guys started talking to me,

The bus conductor: hey budak!

kuang ajar ko panggil sy budak!

The bus driver: wuiyoo! pakai baju chef oh, keja mana?

Me: mmmm....sy belum keja lagi, masih blajar.

Conductor: Sana mana tu yang ada hotel ka restauran tu, mana satu tempat ko keja?"

Me: ............

seems like my answer didn't reached them

Me: sy belum keja lg la

Conductor : *talking to the driver* kalo sy kahwin tukang masak, x payah lg sy pegi beli 'tapau' sna kedai si..si..si sepa namanya tu? si pukimak tu bah?

Me: ........ >_>"

Driver: nda ku ingat nama dia tu, muka cacat dia aja aku ingat! hahaha!

Conductor: hahaha! klu sy maw kahwin nanti, sy maw kahwin dgn budak cam dia la! hari2 kenyang, x payah lg aku minum air stiap hari.

Me: mmmm...bha boleh bha klu ko! (did I just said that?)

Driver: *looks at me* Brapa umur ko?

Me: sy-

Conductor: wuiinaa! kalo umur ditanya tu ada dua maksud tu!

Driver: dah kahwin ke belum?

Me: belum, sy masih blajar lagi.

Driver: berat ka kuali yang kamu guna untuk memasak tu?

Me: boleh tahan la jua, 7kg ja. (kuali tempat keja sy dulu bah tu..)

Driver: aii! berat tu! kalo hari2 bergoncang! nanti cepat penat bergoncang di waktu malam! susah tu.

Apakah maksud tu...?!

Me: kalo di siang hari bergoncang tu, perut ja kenyang. Kalo waktu malam bergoncang tu, pantat ja yang kenyang.

Conductor: itu yang bagus tu! exercise bah! hahaha

Me: bahagian 'itu' ja tu yang terlalu di-exercise-kan nanti..

Driver: hahaha!

maw jua sy cakap, "tgk tu jalan raya bah budu! ko maw kasih mati kami sini ka?! sikit lagi mo accident! waktu hujan lagi skarang ni...

Suddenly, an unknown car almost hit us.

Well, the road is pretty slippery at this rainy day.

All the passengers stand up from their seat just to look outside for that car, and I got a good view from the start (since I was standing from the start), the car was almost fell over up side down but luckily it didn't.

Almost all the passengers start 'blablablah' in the bus about what just happened and drowning the three of our voices. (me, the conductor and the driver)

The conductor: Sempat lagi tu kereta drift!

Me: pnya SMART!

The driver: kalo dia bergulik-gulik td lagi la SMART!

Owh! I found an empty seat ^^

*leaving those two and take a sit*

HABIS CERITA.

Try listen to this SONG! it's cute~
what?

Macam SANDWICH ja saya semalam!

Macam lain ja bunyi dia tu...o.o

Ni cerita pasal sambutan hari Kaamatan di kampung kemarin yg ingin sy kongsikan~

Dalam sambutan ni mesti ada satu pertandingan ratu cantik yg dipanggil 'Unduk Ngadau' dalam bahasa natif, jadi ada sorang lelaki ni ingin membuat dirinya mjadi sorang ratu cantik kemarin,

dan lelaki ni adalah..

budu pnya listuran!

Abang sy bah tu.

I would say, WOW! Memang menjadi! smart! keren! hawt! Slepas dia di-make-over jadi pondan lalu TADAA~ SHE-is-a-MALE.

Nanti sy letak gambar dia kat dalam blog ni.

Pada petang tu, kami sekeluarga dan juga cousins yg datang dr jauh mngambil gambar bersama, macam cerita budak2 dah sy buat ni.

Pada malam tu pla, bbrapa org budak dan remaja brkumpul brsama dan mula dah brcerita hantu. Telalu asyik btul dorang! sehingga ada yg ketakutan mo pegi tandas. Ada satu certia yg menarik tentang mimpi seseorg ni, pasal dia trjumpa Setan dlm mimpinya.

I won't tell who is that person is. But her/his story about this dream is surely very interesting.

Biasanya klu ada org kata 'SETAN', apa yg mula kamu bayangkan? Muka buruk? Makan org? Jahat? Biadap? whatever.

But unfortunately, you guys who think like that are WRONG! Dalam ceritanya, 'BENDA' tu tak menakutkan langsung, tapi buat seseorang sgt SUKA dengannya.

WHAT??!

Benda tu sperti sorang yg sgt pemaham dan COOL!! WOW! WTF AM I TALKING ABOUT NOW?! XD
But this is the truth, Benda tu sendiri kata,

"kamu tak sedar yg kehidupan seharian kamu sebenarnya sedang menyembah aku. HAHAHA!!"

But what can I tell about this 'THING' is, tahap egoistiknya memang trsangat tinggi dr cerita 'Orang' itu. So affably evil, So tempted, and very psychotic.

Dia mengetahui segala yg berkaitan dengan keagamaan, dan ketawa mcm org gila dengan style yg sgt COOL yet very EGOISTIC.

Lalu org itu pun berdoa untuk keluarkan dirinya dr mimpi trsebut, but unfortunately it didn't work, plus that THING said, "Berdoa dgn hati yg takut dan tidak ikhlas, manusia memang sejenis makhluk yg hipokrit, mereka hnya berdoa ketika mereka rasa susah tapi sebaliknya semua tu hnya untuk kepentingan diri sendiri! LEMAHNYA! orang macam kmu la org yg paling senang untuk DIJATUHKAN! HAHAHAHA"

Macam setan ja ko sana, eh! memang pun benda tu setan.

Tapi akhirnya benda tu pun lepaskan org tu, tapi dia bukan lepaskan begitu saja, tapi org tu give up dgn benda tu dan seterusnya org itu tak mau teruskan lg dgn cerita itu.

Tiba2 lampu dipadamkan, kami smua lari masuk bilik~ Di dalam, semua berebut katil dan selimut (woii...sejuk gila tempat tu pd waktu malam! 15 degree aja pada masa tu.)
Dan sambung lg cerita hantu untuk menaikkan semangat utk tido.

huh?

.............

Pada malam yg gelap gelita buta gila babi, sy telah dihimpit oleh dua org budak yg tido disebelah kiri dan kanan saya, WAIT! how many ppl slept in that room anyway?

7, tujuh, seven.

Dah la bilik tu sempit..damn!

MACAM SANDWICH JA SAYA PADA MALAM TU! tiba2 lutut sorang budak ni trkena perut sy, sial..dan sorang lagi kakinya pandai merayap lalu trkangkang pegi atas kepala sy. tambah sial.

Saya dah kata malam sebelum kami semua trtidur, "BUDAK! JAN JAH KO PELUK SY SUDAH!...grr"

"BOLEH BAH KALO KO!! nda jua tu" Budak itu membalas saya dgn suara yg nyaring berdekatan dengan telinga sy yg tidaklah sesensitif mana.

Ok, budak tu langsung tak peluk sy pd malam itu..tapi dia pegi tendang sy pla. Tendangan mereka pn sperti sedang berbasikal menuruni bukit.

Bikin takazut.

Akhirnya, sy tak boleh tahan lg panas sy lalu trtumbuk kepala dua org budak trsebut, dan mereka berdua masih lg dpt tido dgn nyenyak.