CATCHPHRASES!! at my...

work place~~~

people just can't ignore it when it comes to catchphrases (more like a slang) until it has becoming a culture in the workplace, well...not just in the workplace but in any types of organization and some part of the society??!! ow hell...

some of the most popular catchphrases(or slang?):------------------------>>>

1. "It's over 5MILLION!!!"

-well since we work in the kitchen, in a hotel's kitchen, everyday there will always someone asking, "how many pax are we going to serve today/tonight?".

then someone who seems tired and stress from working will answer with this, sarcastically.

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2."ENUUUUFFFFFFFFFFF"(enough)

-popularized by our head chef after having a i-don't-know-what-kind-of-word war with the bouquet manager, he was such a cranky chef with no love from his staffs in the kitchen.

so when someone ask, "how many pax are we going to serve today/tonight?"

you know what happen next......

ENUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow! level up!!

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3. "COSSSS"

-i don't know what that mean is but i do know that they will always use this word as an affix to someone's name like 'virut-coss' for example, the first time i heard this i felt weird all of a sudden. Have i became a SAUCE??

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4. "YES SOSSSS!!!!"

-instead of saying "yes sir", they say this. I know lar this place got so many types of sauce they can make.

actually it was popularized by me since im a too agreeable person in there.

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5. "PLASTIC WRAPPPP!!!!"

-lol! every kitchen section hates it when someone from other kitchen section stole their plastic wrap. So when someone start shouting this, all the kitchen sections will start hiding their plastic wrap.

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there are more to come, stay tune~~

From Idealism to Realism to Cynicism

When i was young, everything seems to be bright and warm, i really like the feeling, such beautiful imagination, well kids do good at imagine things. Those warm-hearted treatments i got when i was a kid made me thought that the world was such a wonderful place to ever live, hoping that it won't change, even the cartoon for kids taught me that.

As i'm growing up i faced betrayal, man's ignorance, hypocrisy, violence, and injustice. I started to think that all i've been taught and told to believe was all just a façade to hide the real and dark world, as if i was half asleep all this time, never try to understand the real thing that is happening in our world.

I started to realize some things, as a human i understand that we all have our own free will of what we wanna be and going to be, pride and ego play most of the parts, there will be no one that has no EGO, everyone wants to be recognized, hate being let down, and always wanna go up and up, and there you have it, selfishness is then created and all the other sins just because of man's pride. Such a wonderful cynical life.

Lastly, try to look at yourself in the mirror.

If You Wanna know The Real You, It Is The Internet You!

Karate Tournament in SARAWAK!

Yep! tha event was held at Hockien Hall, Bintulu, Sarawak.

There were more than 200 participants including me during that day.

and there were 12 of us from Sabah team joined the tournament, and i just can't believe our 'BEST FRIEND' or should i say the KL team also went to the tournament and i was like ow well...WTF!

oki the story is like this...~~

On 15th September, me and the other 3 karateka siblings from M.A.S.K Sabah with their mother arrived at Bintulu airport around 2pm something then straight to H5 inn,

"YO!! WASSUP SABAH TEAM!! welcome! welcome to Bintulu! WACHAAAA!!!!", the restaurant owner greets us after we arrived at H5 inn which is just next to their restaurant.

"Don't forget to eat at my restaurant ah?!"

"ow yeah...SURE!", my only thought that day is to eat, eat and EAT after i got there.

I gotta say..it was VERY BORING here, WHY?

cuz we can't go much farther from the hotel site, got no car? how to go to other places aside from where we're staying? haiyaaa!!!

and me also forgot to bring along my laptop...seriously it was hellishly boring that time,

aside from jogging, eating and sleeping, me continuously watching these three siblings arguing and head aching their mother,

there was one time i order a lamb chop with black pepper sauce on it via room service, and the brats' mother said,

"don't eat the lamb chop! it will give you fever!"

sorry didn't mean to be smart here but just where the hell did she comes up with that theory?? i ordered it with my own money by the way.

YES! i was staying with the same room as them in that one day only after we arrived cuz actually we got sponsored by some 'Dato' dude for the tournament thingy but the sponsor only covered for 2 nights staying at a hotel/inn at Bintulu which starting on the 16th - 17th and we got there on 15th. BAGOS! Sepa suruh tidak pandai sabar mau cuti!

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The welcome dinner food was a BLAST! delicious but the musician and the hip hop? dancers were...err...it was humorous! i was laughing my ass off! it was so bad in a good way! lolz!

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The tournament day! oki i'll make it quick kay, our team only got 1 gold and the rest got silver including me, and ow! 1 bronze...sux..

i can't believe i lose just bcuz of diarrhea, yeah..i got diarrhea during my sparring match, i almost lose during the semi-final as well...ow man so many people have to take down! at last i can't hold my fucked up stomach already during the final, EPIC FAILED! lulz!

the very last match was EPIC! which is between a karateka from KL against a Goshin Ryu fighter from Sarawak (i don't know from which region), as well as the second last match between KL team against Sabah team in the final match (male sparring match).

one of our member also helping the KL team by joining their sparring team match(female) which needed to have 3 karateka in it.

and lastly, the KL team won the overall match! Congratulation! someday i'm not gonna lose again! pfftt...

i hope i won't get diarrhea again, and never eat a lamb chop with black pepper sauce before the match.

You know what i mean...

"see!! i told you it will give you fever!!"

fever my ass...

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haha that's all...

-peace out-

Practical Training

Talking about practical training, i finally got approved by this one hotel in 1Borneo!

weee~~~

At first me wanna do my practical at Karambunai resort but there are some disadvantages there;

first! there's no bus to go to that place and it took way to far to get into that place from the entrance...my gosh i don't wanna walk all the way there.

Second, it's FULL

THIRD!!

AAHH LIPAS!! lari dulu sy ah sebelum sy sambung menaip...

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and so finally i have chosen Novotel at 1Borneo to start my practical training.

1st day of the job, i start my prac at pastry kitchen first for 1 month then the other for tha next month.

and damn i got lost for two days already, damn that place is big than i thought...

the security of the hotel even looking at me suspiciously,

"apa ni budak bingung buat jalan2 sini tempat parking karita?? agak2 la budak!", fikir si sekuriti.

Every Morning~

Every morning there's a halo hangin
from the corner of my-

oki stop singing now.

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Every morning wake up at 6am
Go for a jog and morning exercise
Then i saw some old and middle age people do the same early in the morning.

Suddenly, there's an old woman approach to me then i was like

"BHA TIBA-TIBA!"

NO...

"it's really rare to see young people these days go exercise every morning.. hehe", said the woman.

I just smile and run away from there cuz im good at poor communication kills.

"Don't worry they will do it when they get old enough like you" My thought.

Then i saw another old man staring at me

ow dear, dude don't be a pedo pleaseeee...that scares me man.

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Finally i got home! yeah no ones here anymore, everyone goes to work already and...

i can't get in, ow shit THE KEY!!

Everyone took the key before goin to work and lock me outside....mmmm

Even shit happens every morning.

greats!

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about the lyric, it's from Sugar Ray's song entitle Every Morning.

9 July 2011

Well you see, MALAYSIA became popular liao with all the news about the street demonstration thingy. haha?

But all those demonstrations are much stronger and influential in the west Malaysia (peninsular Malaysia) than here in Sabah.

But we can still feel a lil of its effect here, a lil you say?

Traffic jammed! kram kaki saya memandu budu! The city became as if it's a ghost town for some reason, so many empty parking lots than usual haha!

or should i say the people in Sabah is not aware enough of what is happening?? i'm talking about our country situation right now! The government and shit! Shits just getting rougher you see.

and i don't really give a shit about the 1Malaysia propaganda, the government treats it as if it's their insurance to win over the hearts of country people to make sure they're in power.

Speaking of 1Malaysia, if you wanna be one, why don't you just go out and say "HYE! YO! wassaup" with everyone you meet no matter what the race and religion.

Be yourself lah jangan mau minta disuap lagi.

-BYE-