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sy tipu ja tu...

mo crita style bahasa local sket yang tak la se-local manapun.

waw! lama uda sy nda buka ni blog ow! sbb ada tu urang sna blakang sy tapuk2 mau tingu apa sy tulis, bukan sy tulis pasal ko pun! p ko main sama tu bantal! bergoncang sendiri2 sna atas sofa.

baru2 ni sy dapat kerja dah, keja sebagai tukang masak di novotel hotel, commis 3 dalam cold kitchen bulan lalu (1st February 2012).

Syoknya dapat duit uda~ tapi sy ni stingy pnya orang, stingy sama diri sendiri la supaya lambat abis duit, DAPAT BUDGET duit!

Dan hari ni (24th MARCH 2012), sy ambil cuti satu hari, mau p lawat orang mau kena kubur di kampung. Mula-mula parents sy mau bawa sy p sana, tapi akhirnya dorang suruh sy p sana sndiri guna tu kereta jip suzuki biru.

tu kampung pun trletak di tengah2 hutan, tengah2 lubang gaung, sy tak pernah pandu pergi sana sndri selama ni, jadi hari ni test drive la.

mati2 lagi sy pijak brek dan tarik handbrake serentak, masih lagi tu kereta turun bukit dengan lajunya! tiba2 enjin termati, pukitai! sy tingu ja tu gaung di sebelah sy masa tu. Tu urang tua pun balik2 tepon...adui...tambah tekanan...mau juga sy jawab, "tunggu sy jatuh p gaung lu baru tepon sy"

akhirnya sy sampai juga di kampung taginumbur! waw! rindu gila ni tempat~~ banyak masa zaman kanak2 sy dihabiskan di sini~ rindu bau hutan, bau lumpur sampai tayar kereta sy stuck di lumpur tersebut, rindu bau sungai, rindu makanan tradisional~~

masa kat dalam rumah kami di kampung tu, ada satu lubang besar bekas di...KURIK?? oleh orang ntah sepa, dengar cerita dari datuk sy, "ada bekas dan tanda2 jampi dalam lubang tu"...cepat2 sy kuar dari tu tempat trus...

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"tunggu sy jatuh p gaung lu baru tepon sy", (tu kampung terletak di tengah2 lubang gaung basar dalam hutan, mengikut sejarah, tempat ni bekas persembunyian orang tempatan ketika penjajahan jepun, dari kawasan persembunyian berubah menjadi satu kawasan pertempatan)

Family Gathering

Talk about my family gathering, it can be the most funniest shit, or it can be the most annoying shit ever...

but still it's part of the culture and it can be the most dramatically interesting ever.

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Everytime there's a family gathering, we wont forget this STUFFS;

-cousins
-strangers which turned out to be your long lost cousin
-friends which then turned out to be you cousin as well...
-old men which is errrr....
-brats
-karaoke
-barbecue
-picture picture picture!
-beer
-liquor
-aarrgghh!! any kinds of alcoholic drinks!

like most of the times, some of the parents (ow mother! ow auntie!) love to compare their children with other children of how good or how bad their grades is in school/college/university or even in the working life now (in certain way but still..)

comparing of how much of a badass, creative, smartass and successful their child is, when they start talking bout money or business....the conversation will turn out to be fucked up and complicated, everyone will start going greedy....

the karaoke! omg...the most funniest shit ever when some drunk old man and young adults start singing something that even they can't spit it right, everyone is hella DRUNK!

no beer/liquor no kinship..the hell... there was once i was asked by some old man,

"hey, come drink with us!"

me said, "NO THANKS, me don't drink those stuffs"

"WHAT?! if you can't drink then don't say you are part of OUR PEOPLE!"

orang bilang 'orang kita' bah

"Wait kid?! how ol are yu??"

"18...."(that was two years ago)

"whaaattt??! my son already start drinking when he was 12!!"

WTF dude?! what kind of a father are you supporting your underage son to drink that stuff?!

the most annoying thing is when everyone are more into 'honor before reason' kind of attitude.

"DON'T DISHONOR THE CULTURE!!"

ow gawd...

The whole place just smell like #@$@#$@#$@#$@#$#@$.......!

this is the most common family gathering that i've attend all this time, it can be 'informal' or 'formal' way of family gathering.

I bet some youngsters don't like attending their family gathering but not all though like me(sometimes)

well anyway this is one of the way to know more about your family and your long lost cousins.

so...yeah...

Ni kali lah!!

wuinaa lama dah tidak update blog MENGARUT sy! rindu sangat~~~~

oki, ni kali sy mau tulis dalam BAHASA style tatabahasa sendiri.

NI KALI LAH!!

crita pada hari ini (Sabtu, 10 Disember 2011)...

hari ni macam hari lain biasa, penat mau mampos, dan lepas siap keja dan budak shift petang datang ja, kami yang shift pagi lari p mall 1Borneo trus!

buat apa?

mau pergi main bowling.

tapi tidak sempat pla...sebab hari ni kami ada perlawanan persabahatan sekali lagi dengan TLDM (tentera laut agak2 la) dalam acara bowling, memanah, dan meja bola? (main poll orang kata).

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sy cuma jadi penonton ja, sambil duduk dengan relaxnya di tempat duduk dewan memanah tadi, tiba-tiba...

"NADIA!! sila ambil tempat..."

*semua orang cari tu orang*

"siapa boleh gantikan dia?"

*semua orang dari food & beverage department tengok sy*

*tolak sy*

"guna ja ni budak bos"

....MMMMMMMM?????....tak sempat sy larikan diri, baju sy sudah kena tarik oleh 3 orang.

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wow! punya main hebat! kali pertama sy memanah, panah sy terbang pergi ke kertas blok sasaran orang lain, kena di bahagian warna merah lagi tu!

semua orang yg duduk dan berdiri kat sana ketawa bukan main lagi.

kali kedua, panah ku tersasar ke bahagian warna hitam, ni kali di tempat blok sasaran sendiri.

ketawa lagi dorang sana belakang...

kali ketiga, terkena di tempat yang sama, blok sasaran sendiri, di bahagian warna hitam, di panah yang kedua tadi! sehingga panah kedua sy tadi tercabut keluar!

kerasukan dah semua orang.

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akhirnya sy balik semula ke hotel, ada barbecue di tempat swimming pool hotel sebagai acara penutupan untuk perlawanan persahabatan pada hari ini dan...

hari tu kami kalah lawan TLDM di tempat mereka dalam acara bola sepak dan bola tampar, tapi kali ni dorang kalah di tempat kami! di 1Borneo hypermall! WAHAHAHA!!

ni kali lah...

i started to appreciate the things that happen around me, whether it is bad or good, both are precious when people start accepting the one and only God, but still

im trying so hard to control my mixed-up minded..........................lulz

CATCHPHRASES!! at my...

work place~~~

people just can't ignore it when it comes to catchphrases (more like a slang) until it has becoming a culture in the workplace, well...not just in the workplace but in any types of organization and some part of the society??!! ow hell...

some of the most popular catchphrases(or slang?):------------------------>>>

1. "It's over 5MILLION!!!"

-well since we work in the kitchen, in a hotel's kitchen, everyday there will always someone asking, "how many pax are we going to serve today/tonight?".

then someone who seems tired and stress from working will answer with this, sarcastically.

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2."ENUUUUFFFFFFFFFFF"(enough)

-popularized by our head chef after having a i-don't-know-what-kind-of-word war with the bouquet manager, he was such a cranky chef with no love from his staffs in the kitchen.

so when someone ask, "how many pax are we going to serve today/tonight?"

you know what happen next......

ENUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow! level up!!

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3. "COSSSS"

-i don't know what that mean is but i do know that they will always use this word as an affix to someone's name like 'virut-coss' for example, the first time i heard this i felt weird all of a sudden. Have i became a SAUCE??

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4. "YES SOSSSS!!!!"

-instead of saying "yes sir", they say this. I know lar this place got so many types of sauce they can make.

actually it was popularized by me since im a too agreeable person in there.

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5. "PLASTIC WRAPPPP!!!!"

-lol! every kitchen section hates it when someone from other kitchen section stole their plastic wrap. So when someone start shouting this, all the kitchen sections will start hiding their plastic wrap.

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there are more to come, stay tune~~

From Idealism to Realism to Cynicism

When i was young, everything seems to be bright and warm, i really like the feeling, such beautiful imagination, well kids do good at imagine things. Those warm-hearted treatments i got when i was a kid made me thought that the world was such a wonderful place to ever live, hoping that it won't change, even the cartoon for kids taught me that.

As i'm growing up i faced betrayal, man's ignorance, hypocrisy, violence, and injustice. I started to think that all i've been taught and told to believe was all just a façade to hide the real and dark world, as if i was half asleep all this time, never try to understand the real thing that is happening in our world.

I started to realize some things, as a human i understand that we all have our own free will of what we wanna be and going to be, pride and ego play most of the parts, there will be no one that has no EGO, everyone wants to be recognized, hate being let down, and always wanna go up and up, and there you have it, selfishness is then created and all the other sins just because of man's pride. Such a wonderful cynical life.

Lastly, try to look at yourself in the mirror.

If You Wanna know The Real You, It Is The Internet You!