Most of my friends are bunch of smoker, so why don't we try to understand them and ask them this stupid question? and the result? How about it?
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Guy A: Hey dude! why are you smoking?
Guy B: Because i like it.
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Guy A: Hey dude! why are you smoking?
Guy C: So what?
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Guy A: Hey dude! why are you smoking?
Guy D: It's none of your business, you non-smoker won't understand...
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Guy A: HEY DUDE! WHY ARE YOU SMOKING?? =D
Guy E: *Blow smoke on Guy A face*.... shut up.
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Guy A: Hey dude! why are yo-
Guy F: *Punch Guy A and walk away*
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Guy A: Hey dude-
Guy G: It wasn't me! IT WASN'T ME!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO! I'M SORRY!!
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Guy A: Hey dude! why are you-
Guy H: Smoking? why don't you try one?
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Guy A: Hey dude! ow wait! i know! i know! BECAUSE YOU'RE A SMOKER! hahaha funny isn't it?
Guy I: Don't explain the joke dude...
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Guy A: Hey dude! wait! you're not a DUDE!
Guy J: I'm a chick who smokes crack!
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Guy A: Hey dude! why are you smoking?
Guy K: SHIT! you saw it! ow no! please don't tell my mommy!! >_<
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Guy A: Hey dude! why are you smoking?
Guy L: I thought you're also a smoker?
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Guy A: Hey dude! why are you smoking?
Guy B: .........(silence)
Monday, February 14, 2011
Hey dude! why are you smoking?
Posted by -Virut- at 2/14/2011 02:31:00 PM 6 comments
Sunday, February 13, 2011
“We are bad man living among bad men, and only one thing can calm us; we must agree to go easy on one another."
Posted by -Virut- at 2/13/2011 01:03:00 PM 4 comments
Labels: Quote
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Mother Keeper (Comic)
"The fleeting golden age has ended, and has become nothing more than a dream. People has begun to search for the next dream.
Searching for a steady life, peace, and just a little bit of happiness...for the sake of these things, people have begun to move.
Despite this the war continues."
In a Post-Apocalyptic world, there are two kinds of people that live in this world: those on the inside of EDEN, and those on the outside. In the EDEN is a living paradise! While the outside is a crap sack world. But EDEN cannot contain all of the people of the world. The EDEN even made conditions worse for those living outside. Because of this, many resistance groups have been formed. The EDEN has a Central CPU that controls all of EDEN.
Then there's our hero! Ricalna Forde who is from one of the resistance groups called COSMOS, he and friends went for a mission to destroy EDEN Central CPU, but then shiz happened...
and the story continues...(dot..dot..dot..)
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The story involve with so many psychological drama; all those sister complex thingy, rebellion stuff, war, revenge, and human turns...into what?
The author got no problem killing some characters, no matter if it's a child and even the main character(s)?
Which is why i frigging love this manga! The drawing is kinda weird at the beginning but it improve quickly and better after a few chapters, so beautiful makes you wanna look at each page for a few minutes before turning to the next page.
The main character, Ricalna Forde is a kind-hearted and talented rebel soldier at first, but now he's just complicated. Unlike any main male character that is spoiled and annoying which has becoming a pop culture in japanese comic (manga), he's not like that, he's kind of a nice guy. He's not someone that you may think a freaking hero wannabe who wanna save everyone, he may shows 'I don't give a shit!' kind of attitude but he's just being realistic. But still, he doesn't like to see and leave people to suffer.
(the manga is still ongoing though, so there's still hope for character development)
There's NO bad or good guy in this story, everyone is the same, and sympathetic(and it's very effective!). Imperfectness is the nature of human.
"You guys wanna destroy EDEN? Over our sleeping body!"
The way the author telling the story is simple but complex at the same time, the balance of telling the story and full of cliffhanger at the end of every chapter has make it easy to follow and me want MORE! The action scenes are just awesome, no superpower bullshit like in most shounen manga.
It's over 9000000000!...no

"I don't give a shit! I'm a man with a GUN."
Posted by -Virut- at 2/12/2011 09:37:00 AM 2 comments
Labels: Entertainment, Mother Keeper
Thursday, February 10, 2011
It's a dreamland!
Hey let's talk about what you have dreamed last night. =D
Recalling what you've dreamed is not actually that hard if you pay attention to it (don't try so hard though or you'll forget about it completely). After you have woken up, be cool and calm before you start writing what you've dreamed in any piece of paper (better with closed eyes).
The dream I got last night was a bit weird, no dream that is not weird anyway...
I was in a parking lot; it doesn't look like a parking lot to me, more like a barren field or just plain open space for people to park their car. There was nobody in the car at that moment. After i've found a place to park, i was then looking for something in the car but i couldn't find it (i don't even know what I’m trying to find), after a while, someone at the back seat hand me a book, i turned to look at the person who handed me that book.
It was my physic teacher from my last high school, he's not actually my favorite teacher and i don't feel any hate or mad toward this man, he was there for some i don’t know apparent reasons. I open that book to see what's in there; all i see are some numbers and formula, teddy bears? and rainbow that was badly drawn, and the worse thing is i saw my project assignment sheet. Then i closed the book.
Suddenly i heard somebody crying at the back, that 'thing' looks a bit like me but i didn't see this person's face, so i kicked it out of the car and trample on its head until it bleed and died. When i look outside of where i parked the car, i was not at the place where i parked my car just then but i still at that barren-look field though. I quickly got into my car and get the hell out of there.
I was driving really fast, i couldn't see clearly what's in front of me, but i saw some cars stop at the roadside and some race cars. It was quite snowy that time, well it's not really that snowy before but all i see is snow now! It was becoming a blizzard afterward.
Then i realized that i can't turn the steering, it was still locked! Then i stop at the roadside, i stop near the toilet, i don't really feel like wanna go to the toilet though, suddenly someone with a blurred face coming towards me holding a red and blue color fish (Betta fish) in a fish bowl.
"Look! I’ll eat it", He said.
I didn't say anything, suddenly i was holding a fish on my hand as well, it's a dead fish, a severed one. After that guy has eaten that fish I then ran over him. He was like
"what tha fuck are you doing?!"
Again i didn't say anything, i just keep on driving then we both fell into the ravine. At the bottom of the ravine, there's a half-looked Coliseum down there. I jumped out of the car and we both fell and get ourselves in there. Everyone (spectators) in the half-looked Coliseum was cheering for us?
Wait?! are we going to fight?
Then suddenly i was holding a cleaver on my right hand, in front of me that guy has turned himself into a snowman with slasher smile. I was like...mmmmm, bored. Then i killed that guy cold-bloodedly, but that thing won't break but instead got bigger, and more snowmen coming at me. 
Hi...got smile?
And so i woke myself up.
total anticlimactic.
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So what have you dreamed about? It's better if there anyone can interpret this dream, im still not good at interpreting dream.
-peace out-
Posted by -Virut- at 2/10/2011 11:44:00 AM 0 comments
Labels: Dream
Monday, February 7, 2011
Unlawful and Neutral all tha way~

I was bored so i play this game call 'character alignment', i played it in facebook, so yeah you can find it in there when you type those words in the search form.
This is the result i got when im in a good mood:

Chaotic-Good people are rebels and free spirits, but all-around nice people. A Chaotic-Good person acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect of him. He is kind and benevolent, a strong individualist hostile to the claims of rules, regulations, and social order. He hates it when people try to intimidate others and tell them what to do. He will actively work to bring down unjust rulers and organizations and to liberate the oppressed. A Chaotic-Good person favors change for the greater good, disdains bureaucratic organizations that get in the way of social improvement, and places a high value on personal freedom. A Chaotic-Good person responds poorly to higher authority and is distrustful of organizations. He finds lawful societies distasteful and will avoid them, often living as a nomad or hermit. The best example of a Chaotic-Good person is the benevolent rogue who steals from the rich and gives to the poor. Chaotic good combines a good heart with a free spirit.
Then i took anotha one again, carefully this time:

Called the "Undecided" or "Nature's" alignment, this alignment represents neutral on both axes, and tends not to feel strongly towards any alignment. Some neutral characters, rather than feeling undecided, are committed to a balance between the alignments. They may see good, evil, law and chaos as simply prejudices and dangerous extremes. A farmer whose only concern is to feed his family is of this alignment. Most animals, lacking the capacity for moral judgment, are of this alignment.
This time the result is getting darker (when im not in a good mood):

Chaotic neutral is called the "Anarchist" or "Free Spirit" alignment. A character of this alignment is an individualist who follows his or her own heart, shirks rules and traditions. They typically act out of self-interest, but do not specifically enjoy seeing others suffer. Many adventurers are of this alignment. An unusual subset of chaotic neutral is "strongly chaotic neutral", describing a character who behaves chaotically to the point of appearing insane. Characters of this type may regularly change their appearance and attitudes for the sake of change, and intentionally disrupt organizations for the sole reason of disrupting a lawful construct.
when i screwed some shits the result i got just plain screwed:

Neutral evil is called the "Malefactor" alignment. Characters of this alignment are typically selfish and have no qualms about turning on their allies-of-the-moment. They have no compunctions about harming others to get what they want, but neither will they go out of their way to cause carnage or mayhem when they see no direct benefit to it. An example would be an assassin, who has little regard for formal laws but does not needlessly kill. A villain of this alignment can be more dangerous than either lawful or chaotic evil characters, since he is neither bound by any sort of honor or tradition nor disorganized and pointlessly violent.
Well that was fun
=D
I used to be a Lawful Neutral person who is well...quite bureaucratic but then shiz happened and.....mmmmmmmmm
So to say, im not that type of a person who is lawful. haaah...neutral all tha way...and i got 4 alignments that often change from time to time.
Posted by -Virut- at 2/07/2011 10:20:00 PM 3 comments
Labels: chaotic good, chaotic neutral, character alignment, My PersonaliTY, neutral evil, true neutral
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Lebah Hijau ingin menyengat-
Punggung kau.
2 February 2011.
Hari itu adalah hari cuti pertama saya untuk CNY, jadi masa tu juga saya ingin test drive kereta 2nd-hand warna biru yang sedang ber-parking sana luar rumah. Datang la sorang kawan abang saya ni dengan motorsikalnya tanpa lesen, yes he got no license and he dares to take that thing even during tha cops patrolling this area for 'that' operation.
Saya pun sikit lagi lupa bawa lesen sy masa ingin ke pusat bandar, nasib asap rokok dorang helps reminding me *cough*
Masa dalam perjalanan ke pusat bandar bukan main kaku dorang duduk dalam kereta tu, saya tau la kamu ketakutan bha, tapi tolong jangan teriak dalam kereta ketika saya memandu. Oleh sebab kereta tu kereta lama, ada lah something wrong sikit, kadang-kadang enjinnya pandai termati.
oki you can panic now.
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AKHIRnya, kami tiba juga di pusat bandar iaitu Kota Kinabalu. Sebelum kami ke panggung wayang ingin menonton The Green Hornet
kami ke KK Plaza dahulu ingin temankan girlfriend abang sy untuk beli bra dan selipar. Saya dengan mata terbeliak saya bercampur dengan muka bingung saya melihat dua orang lelaki bujang ni bermain dengan bra tersebut, saya tau lah benda tu empuk dan lembut, jan ja kamu mula 'mengeras' sudahlah.
Pastu kami pun berjalan kaki ke Centre Point
untuk makan tengahari. Saya bawa mereka ke restoran Cina di CP(Centre Point), dan saya lupa pla ketika itu semua restoran Cina tutup untuk sambut CNY. Again kebingungan saya terserlah. Jadi kami makan nasi ayam paling simple dan yang paling laku tu.
Restoran yang sy maksudkan itu terletak di belakang budak sorang ni.
Lepas dah siap makan dan terkencing di seluar ketika menunggu giliran untuk masuk ke tandas, dan beli tiket untuk masuk panggung, kami sempat membuang masa di Game Arcade yang ada di CP.
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Oki about The Green Hornet story. MMMMM....based on my personal rating, im gonna say it's oki, not really that bad though. Britt character is too annoying for me to handle sometimes. I thought that story was about heroes, but it turns out that they were too far to be a hero, more likely a vigilante and outlaw antiheroes. And from that time also, i think we all just got punk'd by the trailer (the story is not about Britt getting revenge or any stuff as what is shown in the trailer!)
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Sampai ja di rumah sy pada kira2 pukul 7.30pm, kami terus ke KFC untuk makan malam.
-Peace OUT-
Posted by -Virut- at 2/06/2011 10:49:00 AM 0 comments
Labels: Entertainment, Life Event
Sunday, January 23, 2011
"Your True Self-Revealed!!"
Well i was bored so i wanna waste some of my time playing this game called:
"Personal DNA"
Actually i saw this thing from a friend, HERE is his blog. So then this is the result i got:
"Cautious Creator"
Your imagination, confidence, willingness to explore, and appreciation of beauty make you a CREATOR.
You are independent, and you enjoy your self-sufficiency.
Defying convention, you are very innovative, and you have a vivid imagination. and something something moreZZ
mmmm...some of it might true, and mmm...I know most of you won't interested in reading someone else result unless it was yours. heh
If ya wanna try it out, you can click on the link above
Have fun~
^^
Posted by -Virut- at 1/23/2011 07:39:00 PM 2 comments
Labels: My PersonaliTY



