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Monday, January 2, 2012

Family Gathering

Talk about my family gathering, it can be the most funniest shit, or it can be the most annoying shit ever...

but still it's part of the culture and it can be the most dramatically interesting ever.

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Everytime there's a family gathering, we wont forget this STUFFS;

-cousins
-strangers which turned out to be your long lost cousin
-friends which then turned out to be you cousin as well...
-old men which is errrr....
-brats
-karaoke
-barbecue
-picture picture picture!
-beer
-liquor
-aarrgghh!! any kinds of alcoholic drinks!

like most of the times, some of the parents (ow mother! ow auntie!) love to compare their children with other children of how good or how bad their grades is in school/college/university or even in the working life now (in certain way but still..)

comparing of how much of a badass, creative, smartass and successful their child is, when they start talking bout money or business....the conversation will turn out to be fucked up and complicated, everyone will start going greedy....

the karaoke! omg...the most funniest shit ever when some drunk old man and young adults start singing something that even they can't spit it right, everyone is hella DRUNK!

no beer/liquor no kinship..the hell... there was once i was asked by some old man,

"hey, come drink with us!"

me said, "NO THANKS, me don't drink those stuffs"

"WHAT?! if you can't drink then don't say you are part of OUR PEOPLE!"

orang bilang 'orang kita' bah

"Wait kid?! how ol are yu??"

"18...."(that was two years ago)

"whaaattt??! my son already start drinking when he was 12!!"

WTF dude?! what kind of a father are you supporting your underage son to drink that stuff?!

the most annoying thing is when everyone are more into 'honor before reason' kind of attitude.

"DON'T DISHONOR THE CULTURE!!"

ow gawd...

The whole place just smell like #@$@#$@#$@#$@#$#@$.......!

this is the most common family gathering that i've attend all this time, it can be 'informal' or 'formal' way of family gathering.

I bet some youngsters don't like attending their family gathering but not all though like me(sometimes)

well anyway this is one of the way to know more about your family and your long lost cousins.

so...yeah...

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Ni kali lah!!

wuinaa lama dah tidak update blog MENGARUT sy! rindu sangat~~~~

oki, ni kali sy mau tulis dalam BAHASA style tatabahasa sendiri.

NI KALI LAH!!

crita pada hari ini (Sabtu, 10 Disember 2011)...

hari ni macam hari lain biasa, penat mau mampos, dan lepas siap keja dan budak shift petang datang ja, kami yang shift pagi lari p mall 1Borneo trus!

buat apa?

mau pergi main bowling.

tapi tidak sempat pla...sebab hari ni kami ada perlawanan persabahatan sekali lagi dengan TLDM (tentera laut agak2 la) dalam acara bowling, memanah, dan meja bola? (main poll orang kata).

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sy cuma jadi penonton ja, sambil duduk dengan relaxnya di tempat duduk dewan memanah tadi, tiba-tiba...

"NADIA!! sila ambil tempat..."

*semua orang cari tu orang*

"siapa boleh gantikan dia?"

*semua orang dari food & beverage department tengok sy*

*tolak sy*

"guna ja ni budak bos"

....MMMMMMMM?????....tak sempat sy larikan diri, baju sy sudah kena tarik oleh 3 orang.

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wow! punya main hebat! kali pertama sy memanah, panah sy terbang pergi ke kertas blok sasaran orang lain, kena di bahagian warna merah lagi tu!

semua orang yg duduk dan berdiri kat sana ketawa bukan main lagi.

kali kedua, panah ku tersasar ke bahagian warna hitam, ni kali di tempat blok sasaran sendiri.

ketawa lagi dorang sana belakang...

kali ketiga, terkena di tempat yang sama, blok sasaran sendiri, di bahagian warna hitam, di panah yang kedua tadi! sehingga panah kedua sy tadi tercabut keluar!

kerasukan dah semua orang.

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akhirnya sy balik semula ke hotel, ada barbecue di tempat swimming pool hotel sebagai acara penutupan untuk perlawanan persahabatan pada hari ini dan...

hari tu kami kalah lawan TLDM di tempat mereka dalam acara bola sepak dan bola tampar, tapi kali ni dorang kalah di tempat kami! di 1Borneo hypermall! WAHAHAHA!!

ni kali lah...

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Every Morning~

Every morning there's a halo hangin
from the corner of my-


oki stop singing now.

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Every morning wake up at 6am
Go for a jog and morning exercise
Then i saw some old and middle age people do the same early in the morning.

Suddenly, there's an old woman approach to me then i was like

"BHA TIBA-TIBA!"

NO...

"it's really rare to see young people these days go exercise every morning.. hehe", said the woman.

I just smile and run away from there cuz im good at poor communication kills.

"Don't worry they will do it when they get old enough like you" My thought.

Then i saw another old man staring at me

ow dear, dude don't be a pedo pleaseeee...that scares me man.

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Finally i got home! yeah no ones here anymore, everyone goes to work already and...

i can't get in, ow shit THE KEY!!

Everyone took the key before goin to work and lock me outside....mmmm

Even shit happens every morning.

greats!

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about the lyric, it's from Sugar Ray's song entitle Every Morning.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

9 July 2011

Well you see, MALAYSIA became popular liao with all the news about the street demonstration thingy. haha?

But all those demonstrations are much stronger and influential in the west Malaysia (peninsular Malaysia) than here in Sabah.

But we can still feel a lil of its effect here, a lil you say?

Traffic jammed! kram kaki saya memandu budu! The city became as if it's a ghost town for some reason, so many empty parking lots than usual haha!

or should i say the people in Sabah is not aware enough of what is happening?? i'm talking about our country situation right now! The government and shit! Shits just getting rougher you see.

and i don't really give a shit about the 1Malaysia propaganda, the government treats it as if it's their insurance to win over the hearts of country people to make sure they're in power.

Speaking of 1Malaysia, if you wanna be one, why don't you just go out and say "HYE! YO! wassaup" with everyone you meet no matter what the race and religion.

Be yourself lah jangan mau minta disuap lagi.

-BYE-

Friday, June 10, 2011

The most WTF SHIZ

The most shitty SHIT is happening right now!

Actually yesterday...

oki! i got no time to make any joke right now but ranting coz,

my fucking cousin got kidnapped by a fucking desperate man who madly in love with her! until he used somekinda curse (pugai/jampi) to make her fall in love with him but instead shit happened.

and the most shocking thing is, she was kidnapped in her house, her family house at 2am.

Her last word send via phone message,

"mom help me with watever you can! and ow...i see GHOST!"

..........i was like..pffttt...lulz?

k not funny...

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original message:

**MUMMY TOLONG SAYA,,CARI SAYA WALAU DENGAN APA CARA SEKALIPUN...GOD WHERE ARE YOU**

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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

The Sims 3 ep 1: Leon and The Graveyard

Once upon a time in...errr...

SKIP!!!

Once upon a time, there were two young adult dudes living together in a small house which original belongs to Lint, but Leon move in for we don't know apparent reason at the moment

(the past will be told next time). Lint and Leon are like Water and Fire, Lint is a calm musician and quite snarky...errr, while Leon is a hot-headed and quite a jerkass dude(maybe).

One day, Leon went to the graveyard and...

The story continues..dot..dot..dot..dot.....

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tada! dadadada~~




dadadada...dadaaa!!!




hohoho...



HAH! I'm here!



HAHAHAHA!!! HOHOHOH- *uurgh!..*



*cough!*cough!!*COUGH!!!!*...



I shouldn't do the evil laugh if im suck at it.



Ow! im here!



Leon: MMMMMMMMM!! how does this person looks like eh?!



Leon: ow!! so handsome!! i want him!!



Leon: tonight im gonna take this guy home!


(After got home...)


while waiting for the night to come, he watched his fav tv show,
the no other than cooking show!



ow shit...



next is, Leon waste his leisure time with his fav hobby,
trolling on the net.



night time stroke!



here he comes to pick tha dude up from his dirt bed



Leon: hey baby! miss me?



Leon: tonight you're mine!



Leon: HUAHAHAHAHA!!!! i know im gay...



Leon: ehem...HUAHAHAHAHA!!!



Leon: hahaha...ha- *cough*..*cough*...i think
i should study more how to do evil laugh in front of tha mirror.



Leon: here we go mothafucka!



At home, Lint is watching his fav show...which was forced to watch by Leon actually.



while Leon grin sheepishly accompany with squinty eyes at the back...
well...in front of the main door.



Lint: What is he planning this time...huuuu....*not interested*



*walks slowly*



Leon: yes! i made it to my fucking room!



-badass RApE FaCe-



Leon: i should put it..



Leon: OOPPSS!!



Leon: arrgghhh!!!!! I messed up just now! dammit! hope Lint didn't see that!



Lint: ........MmmmmmMmmmM



Leon: hey dude! you know what?! i just found someone i like just now!!

Lint: A development i see, i think im gonna see another rejection after this...



Leon: well fuck you man!


Leon: aahh...help me wash my dish..



Lint: you sloth! wash your own farking dish!



Lint: *#@$#$%#%^$#!*...watever...



*continue watching cooking show.*



Lint: does he even know how to cook?! (about the dude in the TV)



Lint: Oh my fucking ghost!



while Leon having fun with the sink.

Leon: hey bebeh, wanna sleep next to me?



Leon: Im going to sleep naw..



Leon: goodnight bebeh~



*.......*



Lint: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *The Screaming Bitch Style*



Lint: ow...where's the dish?



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While Leon is...ZzzZZzzZ



Ghost: how the hell i got into this house anyway?



Ghost: it must be that boi!



-to be continue-