Hey dude! why are you smoking?

Most of my friends are bunch of smoker, so why don't we try to understand them and ask them this stupid question? and the result? How about it?

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Guy A: Hey dude! why are you smoking?

Guy B: Because i like it.

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Guy A: Hey dude! why are you smoking?

Guy C: So what?

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Guy A: Hey dude! why are you smoking?

Guy D: It's none of your business, you non-smoker won't understand...

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Guy A: HEY DUDE! WHY ARE YOU SMOKING?? =D

Guy E: *Blow smoke on Guy A face*.... shut up.

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Guy A: Hey dude! why are yo-

Guy F: *Punch Guy A and walk away*

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Guy A: Hey dude-

Guy G: It wasn't me! IT WASN'T ME!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO! I'M SORRY!!

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Guy A: Hey dude! why are you-

Guy H: Smoking? why don't you try one?

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Guy A: Hey dude! ow wait! i know! i know! BECAUSE YOU'RE A SMOKER! hahaha funny isn't it?

Guy I: Don't explain the joke dude...

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Guy A: Hey dude! wait! you're not a DUDE!

Guy J: I'm a chick who smokes crack!

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Guy A: Hey dude! why are you smoking?

Guy K: SHIT! you saw it! ow no! please don't tell my mommy!! >_<

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Guy A: Hey dude! why are you smoking?

Guy L: I thought you're also a smoker?

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Guy A: Hey dude! why are you smoking?

Guy B: .........(silence)