If You Wanna know The Real You, It Is The Internet You!

Karate Tournament in SARAWAK!

Yep! tha event was held at Hockien Hall, Bintulu, Sarawak.

There were more than 200 participants including me during that day.

and there were 12 of us from Sabah team joined the tournament, and i just can't believe our 'BEST FRIEND' or should i say the KL team also went to the tournament and i was like ow well...WTF!

oki the story is like this...~~

On 15th September, me and the other 3 karateka siblings from M.A.S.K Sabah with their mother arrived at Bintulu airport around 2pm something then straight to H5 inn,

"YO!! WASSUP SABAH TEAM!! welcome! welcome to Bintulu! WACHAAAA!!!!", the restaurant owner greets us after we arrived at H5 inn which is just next to their restaurant.

"Don't forget to eat at my restaurant ah?!"

"ow yeah...SURE!", my only thought that day is to eat, eat and EAT after i got there.

I gotta say..it was VERY BORING here, WHY?

cuz we can't go much farther from the hotel site, got no car? how to go to other places aside from where we're staying? haiyaaa!!!

and me also forgot to bring along my laptop...seriously it was hellishly boring that time,

aside from jogging, eating and sleeping, me continuously watching these three siblings arguing and head aching their mother,

there was one time i order a lamb chop with black pepper sauce on it via room service, and the brats' mother said,

"don't eat the lamb chop! it will give you fever!"

sorry didn't mean to be smart here but just where the hell did she comes up with that theory?? i ordered it with my own money by the way.

YES! i was staying with the same room as them in that one day only after we arrived cuz actually we got sponsored by some 'Dato' dude for the tournament thingy but the sponsor only covered for 2 nights staying at a hotel/inn at Bintulu which starting on the 16th - 17th and we got there on 15th. BAGOS! Sepa suruh tidak pandai sabar mau cuti!

.................................................

The welcome dinner food was a BLAST! delicious but the musician and the hip hop? dancers were...err...it was humorous! i was laughing my ass off! it was so bad in a good way! lolz!

.................................................

The tournament day! oki i'll make it quick kay, our team only got 1 gold and the rest got silver including me, and ow! 1 bronze...sux..

i can't believe i lose just bcuz of diarrhea, yeah..i got diarrhea during my sparring match, i almost lose during the semi-final as well...ow man so many people have to take down! at last i can't hold my fucked up stomach already during the final, EPIC FAILED! lulz!

the very last match was EPIC! which is between a karateka from KL against a Goshin Ryu fighter from Sarawak (i don't know from which region), as well as the second last match between KL team against Sabah team in the final match (male sparring match).

one of our member also helping the KL team by joining their sparring team match(female) which needed to have 3 karateka in it.

and lastly, the KL team won the overall match! Congratulation! someday i'm not gonna lose again! pfftt...

i hope i won't get diarrhea again, and never eat a lamb chop with black pepper sauce before the match.

You know what i mean...

"see!! i told you it will give you fever!!"

fever my ass...

-------------------------------------------------------------

haha that's all...

-peace out-

Practical Training

Talking about practical training, i finally got approved by this one hotel in 1Borneo!

weee~~~

At first me wanna do my practical at Karambunai resort but there are some disadvantages there;

first! there's no bus to go to that place and it took way to far to get into that place from the entrance...my gosh i don't wanna walk all the way there.

Second, it's FULL

THIRD!!

AAHH LIPAS!! lari dulu sy ah sebelum sy sambung menaip...

.................................................................

and so finally i have chosen Novotel at 1Borneo to start my practical training.

1st day of the job, i start my prac at pastry kitchen first for 1 month then the other for tha next month.

and damn i got lost for two days already, damn that place is big than i thought...

the security of the hotel even looking at me suspiciously,

"apa ni budak bingung buat jalan2 sini tempat parking karita?? agak2 la budak!", fikir si sekuriti.

Every Morning~

Every morning there's a halo hangin
from the corner of my-

oki stop singing now.

...............................................................

Every morning wake up at 6am
Go for a jog and morning exercise
Then i saw some old and middle age people do the same early in the morning.

Suddenly, there's an old woman approach to me then i was like

"BHA TIBA-TIBA!"

NO...

"it's really rare to see young people these days go exercise every morning.. hehe", said the woman.

I just smile and run away from there cuz im good at poor communication kills.

"Don't worry they will do it when they get old enough like you" My thought.

Then i saw another old man staring at me

ow dear, dude don't be a pedo pleaseeee...that scares me man.

................................................

Finally i got home! yeah no ones here anymore, everyone goes to work already and...

i can't get in, ow shit THE KEY!!

Everyone took the key before goin to work and lock me outside....mmmm

Even shit happens every morning.

greats!

------------------------------------------------

about the lyric, it's from Sugar Ray's song entitle Every Morning.

9 July 2011

Well you see, MALAYSIA became popular liao with all the news about the street demonstration thingy. haha?

But all those demonstrations are much stronger and influential in the west Malaysia (peninsular Malaysia) than here in Sabah.

But we can still feel a lil of its effect here, a lil you say?

Traffic jammed! kram kaki saya memandu budu! The city became as if it's a ghost town for some reason, so many empty parking lots than usual haha!

or should i say the people in Sabah is not aware enough of what is happening?? i'm talking about our country situation right now! The government and shit! Shits just getting rougher you see.

and i don't really give a shit about the 1Malaysia propaganda, the government treats it as if it's their insurance to win over the hearts of country people to make sure they're in power.

Speaking of 1Malaysia, if you wanna be one, why don't you just go out and say "HYE! YO! wassaup" with everyone you meet no matter what the race and religion.

Be yourself lah jangan mau minta disuap lagi.

-BYE-

Brother! what cha got???

My older brother just passed his P license! 2 weeks ago.

HORRAYY!! congratz to him! =D

and so i told him to drive the blue car, our vintage car back home from Nexus Karambunai Resort.

"BOLEH BAH KALO KO!!!" (can bah if you!), he responded.

damn!! i think he drove even reckless than me!! when i told him to park the car, he almost hit someone's car but fortunately my instinct tells me to

PULL THA MOTHAF**KING HAND BRAKE as fast as yo can!

and so i did.

after a couple of seconds.........

*chaos inside the car*

menSABOTAJ secara tidak sengaja

HAIIII!!! kawan2!!

balik2 sy tulis 'HAIIII' termasuk yang ini sebab balik2 terpadam...you know...ter-select all secara tak sengaja, dan terpadam secara tak sengaja.

=____=

oki ceritanya begini, pada 15 Jun 2011 (Rabu), kami tiga beradik (abang no.1, saya no.2, adik no.3 dalam urutan adik beradik) telah dipaksa pergi ke rumah ke-2 kami di Tobobon ingin periksa paip rumah tersebut,

MENGAPA PAIP??

sebab hari itu, ada orang pergi potong rumput, last2 paip kami pun dia ikut potong sekali...dan dia kata--

"sori, tak sengaja...*tak mau bertanggungjawab*"

kenapa lambat bagitau???

"not my fault, sy tak sengaja"

.................................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

bil air pun menjadi

RM2004.98 sebulan

boleh beli satu laptop sudah ni...

*INNER CHAOS*

bapa kami pun buang ja kami ke sana tapi tak beritahu secara terperinci dimanakah bahagian rosak paip itu!

what the ****!!!!

..................................................................

paip itu pun tersembunyi dibawah timbunan semak samun segala rumput yang menjalar dan bekas kayu ditebang dan sampah sarap...

"pandai2 lah cari jalan cari tu paip!!"

kata bapa saya.

dan kami tiga beradik bersama dengan sorang penyewa rumah kami pun bergotong royong mencari paip tersebut...

ow terlupa sesuatu...

TIADA PARANG!! TIADA CANGKUL!!

tapi ada...

MONTOKU...

=____=

"I DON'T DRINK!!!", kata saya.

"eleleleh~ malu2 lagi, hari tu sy bawa ko minum, dapat juga ko minum~", kata penyewa rumah.

"itu ko paksa sy!"

>__>

*saya lihat abang sy*

"urk urk urk urk~~ mmmm!"

"wuiii!! bila mau buat kerja ni??!!"

*sy lihat adik sy*

*dia lihat sy semula*

==_______________________==


selepas beberapa minit......

akhirnya kami pun mula bergotong royong dengan menggunakan parang bikin putung IKAN! AYAM!! SAYUR!!!

yang penting ada!

ketika hampir siap membersih dan mencari paip itu, tiba2 penyewa rumah tu menjadi semakin

POOP!! excited~~

dan paip itu pun POOP!! secara excited-nya~

"ooppss...."

"opppss????"

air pun terpancit ke muka sy...

"oki...oppsss...ko terpotong kah?"

"OOOPPPPSSSS!!!!"

"bah sampai sini saja lah...siap sudah ni..."

"OOPPSSS!!!...sori ah..."

lalu sy melihat abang sy, adik sy dan sekeliling tempat tu...

adik sy mengambil parang dari tangan si penyewa dan bermain dengannya...abang sy pla...buang masa dengan tu montoku dan rokoknya...penyewa pla tengok sy sambil senyum...

OW!! nampaknya kami telah terjumpa paip yang bocor itu!!

=D

.............................................................................

sebenarnya...paip yang bocor dahulu tu telah dibaiki, cuma bil air belum dapat lagi masa tu...


Montoku = sejenis arak dari air beras yang ditapai.